WE WERE SOMEWHERE AROUND WILMINGTON ON THE EDGE OF THE GOLF COURSE WHEN THE DRUGS BEGAN TO TAKE HOLD: Yes, Safe Smoking Kits Include Free Crack Pipes. We Know Because We Got Them. Washington Free Beacon Investigates: Five cities, five free crack pipes.
Flashbacks from America’s Newspaper of Record:
● Biden Admin Issues New Masks With Holes In Them So You Can Smoke Your Free Government Crack Pipe.
● Biden Announces New Program To Give White Suburban Women Free Wine Glasses.
● Hunter Biden Arrives At White House In Fake Mustache And Glasses To Receive Free Crack Pipe.
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