WE WERE SOMEWHERE AROUND WILMINGTON ON THE EDGE OF THE GOLF COURSE WHEN THE DRUGS BEGAN TO TAKE HOLD: Yes, Safe Smoking Kits Include Free Crack Pipes. We Know Because We Got ThemWashington Free Beacon Investigates: Five cities, five free crack pipes.

Flashbacks from America’s Newspaper of Record:

Biden Admin Issues New Masks With Holes In Them So You Can Smoke Your Free Government Crack Pipe.

Biden Announces New Program To Give White Suburban Women Free Wine Glasses.

Hunter Biden Arrives At White House In Fake Mustache And Glasses To Receive Free Crack Pipe.

UPDATE:

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