MAN, WHAT A PERFORMANCE: Lia Thomas Is Having It Both Ways on the All-Time Record Boards at Penn Too. “The Left tells us Lia was born in the wrong body and is now living as his authentic self, stealing easy wins in elite college swimming. It does not matter that the only typically female features he has are shoulder-length hair and a smattering of make-up. Every member of the ’80s band Poison had better hair and more makeup, but I digress.”