F911, INDEED. Most of us who have seen or read a transcript of Osama bin Laden’s new video noticed how much the reconstructed jihadist’s rhetoric has in common with Michael Moore’s. Moore noticed, as well. From his Web site:

There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)

He’s bragging about this in the middle of an anti-Bush taunt. I’d be embarrassed if a mass-murdering fascist reminded me of myself. If something like this doesn’t give the man a reality check, absolutely nothing ever will.

(Hat tip: Jim Boston.)