AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: NASCAR Announces All Fans Must Wear Top Hats, Monocles, May Only Golf Clap And Say ‘Good Show.’
No word yet if the Babylon Bee’s editor is currently slowly explaining this headline to pedantic lefty Atlantic staffers. But on the other hand, based on the photo atop the Bee’s article, dammit, it feels good to be a chap!