AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Nation Agrees To Get Vaccinated In Exchange For TikTok Influencers Being Launched Into The Sun.

QED: The White House apparently hired this TikTok influencer to promote the vaccine and I can’t tell if it’s a parody or if this is actually serious.

As Muggeridge’s Law states, there is no way any satirist can improve upon real life for its pure absurdity. Especially with Joe Biden in the White House, he might have added.