STOCKS SURGE TO ALL-TIME HIGHS AMID COVID-19 VACCINE HOPES, JOE BIDEN VICTORY.

I’d like to say that it’s the former driving that surge much more than the (presumptive) latter, but as Kevin Williamson wrote in 2009: Losing Gordon Gekko: Wall Street has gone over to the Democrats. Should conservatives miss it?

UPDATE: Heh, indeed:

Yes, it’s satire. But sadly, this isn’t: Cuomo: It’s “bad news” that Pfizer announced these vaccine results before Biden takes office.

Exit question: “I can’t believe I’m going to say this but I think the question needs to be asked in light of his track record. Is this guy … pro-COVID?”