2020 IS REALLY GOING ALL OUT: Mind-controlling fungus makes zombie cicadas lure other cicadas to a zombie fate. “Male cicadas infected by a particularly gruesome parasitic fungus become zombies with an undercover mission: They broadcast a female’s sexy come-hither message to other male cicadas, luring their unsuspecting victims to join the zombie cicada horde.“

And then when caught, they promise to atone by attacking the NRA and Donald Trump.