GAIL HERIOT: You are one of my heroes. That said, I reccommend that all Californians stay put. Don’t move. Isolate. Extreme Californication-Isolationism-Gee, We’re Screwed. Californians hear me! Isolate. Remain hidden in place and imbibe (if you’ve the booze) on the dismal effects of the one-party leftist dictatorship y’all — well, self-selected. Please. Do not flee to Nevada or Texas. Please, avoid Texas, at all costs. It’s really hell here in Texas. Tarantulas. Effin tarantulas. Legs. Icky hairy legs. And the effers jump and bite. But it gets worse. We are over-run by feral hogs, mega-gators , armadillos with leprosy and –this is where tax refugees/internally displaced persons (IDPs) come in– aka Californians…They come to Travis County and the Hill Country…what a bring down…All right. Full disclosure. The Texas Public Policy Foundation (TPPF to insiders) informs me most Californians coming to Texas are at least as conservative as Ed Driscoll, who left the Bay Area for Texas. TO CONTINUE: If TPPF’s stats are accurate, erudite Texas should welcome California refugees…But do California refugees truly understand the the Hell they fled?…I hope y’all do. If you do, there’s a national upside. If you do dig, you CALTEXREFS, this means media-created jerk political fops like Robert O’Rourke (pseudo-Beto, a racist appropriation, White House press corps condemn it now!) and Wendy Davis are dust in the dead bin of Marxist never-beens. (Aside to Stephen Green: this is how you do it, kid. Take notes.)

OK, fellow frustrated quarantined libertarians. I let it roll. Now you let it roll.