GOP SENATORS SURVIVING SNOOZEFEST IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WITH FIDGET SPINNERS, SECRET CANDY DRAWER.

Related: The Solemnity Trap: “Nearly all of the Senators know these things, and the Democratic presidential candidates among them certainly do. These particular Senators — the ones running for president — must subscribe to Nancy Pelosi’s solemnity myth, and I find it delicious that they do. But we don’t have to go along with the gag, and neither do most Republican Senators.”