KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: ‘Gobble This!’ Edition. “A genuinely brief Briefing today, as the last thing any of us need is a political hot take interfering with a righteous food coma. The feast I’m going to is going to have a fried turkey and a smoked turkey, so I will probably be passing on the side dishes and focusing my taste buds on just the birds.”

Gravy. Don’t forget the gravy.