DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Harvard-Yale football game delayed for 48 minutes due to on-field protest over climate change. Climate change so powerful, it caused CBS to do the time warp in their article’s lede:

The annual Harvard-Yale football game Saturday was briefly delayed due to protesters on the field at the Yale Bowl. The protest, which caused a 48-minute delay, began following the second quarter of the game at the Yale Bowl when more than 150 people stormed the field with signs. The protesters, led by students and alumni of both schools, were demanding the colleges stop funding of fossil fuel companies.

Exit quote: “Years ago the players would have cleared them out themselves.”