DECLINE IS A CHOICE: Why I’m leaving New York City: Y’all want salad for Thanksgiving.

Meanwhile, the Huffington Post has answers to questions no one is asking: “How much damage are we doing with our epic Thanksgiving meal every year? We spoke with three researchers to find out more about Thanksgiving’s carbon footprint. It turns out that your food isn’t the biggest holiday culprit of carbon dioxide emissions — traveling for the meal is.”

Shouldn’t the Huffington Post go offline to set an example for the rest of us by slashing its own carbon footprint down to zero?