ALVY SINGER, HARDEST HIT: For cramped New York, an expanding dining scene.
As Borzou Daragahi of the London Independent tweets, “This is so hilarious and brilliant for April Fool’s Day. The L.A. Times writes about New York the way the New York Times writes about…. everywhere.”
However, not an April Fool’s Joke (I think. Who can tell?): Can’t be REAL LIFE: AOC b*tches about the cost of a croissant at LaGuardia, TRIPS spectacularly over her Green New Deal.
Actually though:
Ocasio-Cortez did not need to drop seven dollars if she wanted a croissant, moreover. If she’s willing to accept pastries from Au Bon Pain in LaGuardia’s terminal C, she can get a croissant there for only $3.29, as the Washington Free Beacon confirmed in a phone call. In a separate call, a representative of Au Bon Pain in LaGuardia explained that the minimum wage is $15 per hour for some staff, $19 for airport workers in the new terminal.
But in any case, wouldn’t rapidly rising food prices at LaGuardia be a good thing, since AOC’s ghostwriters are on record as wanting to ban air travel?
