TREVOR NOAH: MAYBE AMERICA COMMITTED GENOCIDE ON THE ‘NATIVE MOON PEOPLE.’

The moon landing was very much an American thing. And to be honest, as someone from the rest of the world, we don’t want credit for America’s moon landing, right, because I don’t know what happened up there. We saw the astronauts come down, they planted the flag, and then the video cuts off, right? For all we know, as soon as that clip ended, they did a genocide of all the native moon people, buried them in a mass grave somewhere on the dark side of the moon, and then someday, the moon people are going to come down to Earth and be like, “You guys did that to us.” And we’re going to be like, “No, we didn’t do that. The Americans did it. Did you see the flag? The flag? That wasn’t us.

To be fair, at least Noah is admitting that the moon landings actually happened, which puts him one up on some lefties.