LET’S NOT: Let’s Embrace Our Blubbering and Make Cry Closets Happen. “To help students over the last hurdle of the academic school year and assist them in regurgitating 15 weeks’ worth of knowledge in five days, one university has allowed a student to install an inventive coping method in the campus’ library. Devised by University of Utah student and visual artist Nemo Miller, the ‘cry closet’ is pretty self-explanatory. The closet, outfitted with black felt, stuffed animals and a strict ten-minute cry-policy, is a self-described ‘safe space for stressed-out students’ to have a breakdown in the privacy of large wooden box.”

When they finally interview for a job, I hope these kids ask their prospective bosses if their office building includes at least one cry closet.