AND THUS, COOK COUNTY CLOSES THE POLITICAL ECO-SYSTEM:
● Shot: First jail-wide, in-person voting held at Cook County Jail.
—Headline, ABC-7 Chicago, yesterday.
● Chaser: 4 of Illinois’ last 7 governors went to prison.
—Headline, the AP, January 30, 2013.
● Hangover: Is Chicago really that corrupt? Yes.
—Headline, John Kass, the Chicago Tribune, December 14, 2016.