NEW JERSEY ATTORNEY IS GIVING FLORIDA MAN A RUN FOR HIS MONEY: DUI lawyer is busted for drugs after barging into stranger’s home in high heels, no pants:

Christodoro, who was disoriented after being awakened by police, said he didn’t know how he ended up in Lyndhurst and put on a pair of sweatpants he had inside his car, according to Valente. He was then arrested after officers found a plastic bag inside the car containing what police suspected was pure MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy, police said.

Found via a co-blogger at Small Dead Animals, who sagely advises readers, “Kids, don’t do drugs.”