THE 21st CENTURY ISN’T WORKING OUT THE WAY I HAD HOPED: ‘Professional Cuddling’ A Growing Industry Because…Trump!
“At $80 a pop, it’s cheaper than a good hooker but more expensive than binge-watching Lena Dunham’s Girls.”
Presumably, the professional cuddler is less of a narc than Dunham, so she’s got that going for her, which is nice.