SAMUEL L. JACKSON* HARDEST HIT: 11 Times Barack Obama Compared Slaves To Immigrants.

*No, really. But of course, he’ll very likely receive no penalty from Capital One or Hollywood for his disgusting 12-letter profanity directed yesterday towards Dr. Carson.

As Gabriel Malor of the Federalist tweeted last month, “You know how I invoke the 24-hour rule for shootings and other mass casualty events? We need a 24-hour rule for Trump-related news.”