PAGING RAJ KOOTHRAPPALI TO THE WHITE COURTESY IPHONE: Siri & Sexual Harassment — Quartz’s Leah Fessler Investigates Apple & Google Voice-Activated Assistants:

I could go on, but it just dawned on me that I am arguing with someone who spent a considerable amount of time making sexual advances at inanimate objects (that can have male voices, by the way; I use a British male voice for Siri because I like to feel like I’m barking orders at Charlie Cooke) and then decided to write about it as if this was a pressing crisis. I have never made a sexual proposition to my iPhone, but I suspect if I did, Ms. Fessler would want it to report me to the Feds immediately — or maybe just blow up in my hand.

Oh how Fessler must hate the Columbia Broadcasting System with a white-hot passion.