IT’S COME TO THIS: In a rare moment of self-awareness, Hillary* tweets that she’s one of the most corrupt presidential candidates of all time:

* Much more likely her army of ghost-tweeters. As one Conquest’s Laws states, “The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.” Which neatly sums up the train wrecks that both candidates’ presidential runs have been.