NPR: “VENEZUELA HAS LOADS OF OIL. IT SHOULD BE RICH. YET VENEZUELANS CAN’T GET FOOD. HOSPITALS DON’T HAVE BASIC SUPPLIES.”

Gosh, whatever could explain this “unexpected” run of “bad luck?”

And speaking of “unexpected” bad luck, “CBS anchors on spiraling Obamacare premiums: Hey, what’s up with that?”

Heck, I can remember when CBS anchors read holiday poetry on the air in effort to beg for Obamacare’s passage. Other than half the country, who knew it would be such a debacle?