IT’S COME TO THIS: McDonald’s is Cutting Back on Ronald McDonald Appearances as ‘Creepy Clown’ Sightings Grow.

UPDATE: Regarding Ed’s post below, there’s no reason for alarm or to mock people for dunking McD fries in their milkshakes. Since McDonald’s removed the beef tallow from their fryers, you’ve got to do something to add some flavor back to the fries.