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Early on, while turning Iran into a layer of Hell*, the Ayatollah Khomeini famously warned, “There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.”

More recently, a famous SJW famously warned (thanks to Jon Gabriel’s Photoshop):

* Or a popular vacation spot for core New York Times subscribers, depending upon how you look at it.