FINGER LICKIN’ IDIOCRACY: KFC-Flavored Nail Polish Launches:

According to Nails Magazine, the manicure business is a lucrative one with $7.47 billion spent during 2012 and 2013 on nail services. Why not cross-market a fast food product with the booming business of manicures and nail services? Kentucky Fried Chicken did just that: nail polish that tastes like fried chicken.

Welcome to the 21st century – where pretty much every wacky get-rich-quick scheme that Kramer envisioned on Seinfeld will become a reality sooner or later.