MODERN COCKTAIL CULTURE: This Vodka’s 200 Times Hotter Than Sriracha, And It’s Only Getting Hotter.

The 500,000 Scovilles bottle of Naga Chili Vodka is nearly as strong as the weakest pepper spray on the market, which is still ridiculously painful. Still think you can handle it? Yeah, everyone does.

If you order a bottle from the Masters of Malt and have an interesting, sad or crazy story to go along with it, let me know! Also, don’t be a hero.

If anyone offers you a Dirty Bomb Martini, take a pass.