CIVILIZATION RESTORED; THE BIKE PATH LEFT’S LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER: “‘Definitely our mistake’: Whole Foods pulls pre-peeled oranges from the shelves after being hammered on Twitter. Whole Foods has pulled controversial pre-peeled oranges from the shelves.”

Yes, in 2016, as ISIS over-runs the Middle East and Islamic “immigrants” descend upon Europe, a human being actually wrote the words “controversial pre-peeled oranges” and placed them into a sentence. This wasn’t the 21st century I was promised.

(Classical reference in headline.)