QUESTION ASKED: “Has there been any investigation into the possibility that this Republican primary season is actually a Kobayashi Maru simulation?”

Perhaps, considering that the Kobayashi Maru simulation was bested by an oversexed chubby man in garish attire with a gigantic ego and a not-entirely-lifelike coiffure who went on to conquer the galaxy, in what could turn out to be an eerie bit of foreshadowing.