WITH DNC IN MIND, CITY BANS CARRYING URINE, FECES. Des Moines Register calls for audit of Iowa results: ‘Something smells in the Democratic Party.’
(Post title via Denver’s Rocky Mountain News’ classic headline in 2008, which became James Taranto’s long-running leitmotif.)
UPDATE: Source of the superannuated olefactory offensiveness identified: “It’s called Ben Gay,” Iowahawk quips.