BARACK AND THE DONALD—SEPARATED AT BIRTH (SORT OF): “Barack Obama and Donald Trump have more in common than once favoring single-payer national health plans,” Roger Simon writes. “They are both thin-skinned. Neither ever says he’s sorry or expresses regret. Instead they blame and deride others…Maybe it’s time to amend one of Hollywood’s more famous lines:  Self-love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

At times, you do sort of expect one of them to pull off his mask, Mission: Impossible style, and reveal the other man lurking underneath.