AMERICA’S TROLL IN CHIEF ARBITRARILY RENAMES TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN NORTH AMERICA: Mount McKinley, 20,237-feet tall, “was officially renamed by Congress in 1917 in honor of President William McKinley, stirring criticism of the U.S. Board of Geographic Names among native Alaskans,” the Washington Examiner reports, adding that “Ahead of his 3-day swing through Alaska, President Obama announced Sunday that Mount McKinley will return to its native Alaskan name, Denali — meaning ‘the great one.'”

Well, Jackie Gleason always deserved that sort of honor. Not to mention the giant SUV produced by Government Motors.

Update: “Compromise: Instead of calling it ‘Denali’ we call it ‘Canyonero.'” Heh.™