HILLARY SUPPORTER: I’M REALLY JUST VOTING FOR BILL CLINTON: Yes, of course. But Hillary is specifically running against the centrist, post-1994 policies of her husband, who in effort to triangulate against Newt Gingrich, inadvertently helped to bring you the 1990s economy you enjoyed so much.

Unfortunately, should a Hillary administration actually come to pass, it will resemble far more the disastrous eight years of the Obama administration instead — which makes sense, given her central role in his many foreign policy debacles.