ROBERT SPENCER: Michigan Professor Juan Cole Thinks the Charleston Race Murders Are My Fault.

Huh. Well, not everyone can blame CBS and Time-Warner-CNN for seven seasons of the Dukes of Hazzard.

UPDATE: Or was it Matt Lewis of the Daily Caller? “The more foolish and naive among you might fall into the obvious trap and say that it was Dylann Roof, but of course you’d be wrong. Conservatives are to blame.”

But of course — why would the left update their playbook from the leather helmet and single-wing formation era?