A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO DRUNK OFF YOUR A**:   Apparently the frat boys at the University of Tennessee have discovered a new, faster, and dangerous way to get drunk:  the alcohol enema.  It was discovered by hospital emergency room physicians after a very drunk young man presented for blood alcohol poisoning and personnel observed lacerations/wounds to his rectal area, raising concerns that he’d been sodomized.

The young ladies’ (and I use this term liberally) version?  Alcohol-soaked tampons.