SGT. BARACK! You’ve bought the action figure, now read the comic book, in case you run out of two-fisted Perpetual War adventure ideas. An Insta-reader has a little fun with Photoshop; soon to be a major motion picture!

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Meanwhile, in the “real” world of comic books, Superman somehow overcomes his recent anti-Americanism, decides to be in favor of Truth, Justice, and All That Other Stuff* once again.

* To coin a phrase.