INSTEAD, THE WORLD SHOULD ISOLATE CHINA: China Wants to Use the Coronavirus to Take Over the World. “The cases have been multiplying where the medical equipment provided by Chinese companies and even the Chinese state turned out to be faulty, provoking justified ire in, for example, Spain, the Netherlands, and Turkey.”

HARSH, BUT KINDA FAIR:

He’s done his job for decades, but he’s never faced a crisis like this, and at 79 he’s not super mentally flexible. Double-blind experiments are the norm, but this isn’t a normal time. Happily, he’s not managing to roadblock this, thanks largely I believe to Peter Navarro’s task force.

GET WELL SOON, BORIS: U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson Admitted to Hospital with ‘Persistent’ Coronavirus Symptoms.

HARSH, BUT FAIR: Nope: Oliver Darcy Tells Trump CNN Has ‘Accurately Reported’ on the Wuhan Virus, but Receipts Tell Different Story.

Like the Chinese government, CNN is trying to rewrite history to obscure its own culpability.

Just for fun:

OPEN THREAD: How was your weekend?

IN SOCIALIST VENEZUELA, BISMARCK SINKS YOU! Video has emerged of the Venezuelan patrol ship that sunk itself after ramming a German cruise ship (not a typo). Plus do not miss what former Navy man Jon Gabriel dubs “Thread of the year,” also at the same link.

Exit quote: “At this point it’s worth reviewing both ships’ armaments. Seen here posing moodily in the manner of a teenager that has just discovered My Chemical Romance, Naiguatá had a 76mm main gun, a air/missile defence gun, two smaller machine guns and presumably also some small arms. Resolute, on the other hand, is armed with nothing more deadly than a well-stocked library, Finnish sauna, and ‘a superb international wine list’. Some of its passengers are believed to have had binoculars.”

ZIPPING HARMLESSLY BY IS HOW WE LIKE IT: Huge asteroid 1998 OR2 will zip harmlessly by Earth April 29. See the latest telescope photos.

COBOL NEVER DIES: COVID-19 Response: New Jersey Urgently Needs COBOL Programmers (Yes, You Read That Correctly).

DISPATCHES FROM THE HOUSE OF STEPHANOPOULOS: ABC Asks Biden to Blame Virus Deaths on Trump, Ignores Sexual Assault Claim.

SURGEON GENERAL WARNS THAT THIS WEEK WILL BE ‘OUR PEARL HARBOR’ MOMENT AS VIRUS DEATHS WILL SPIKE.

WASH YOUR HANDS … AND DON’T GIVE DR. LISTER ANY LIP ABOUT IT: On this day in 1827, Joseph Lister, the father of modern antiseptic surgery, was born. Lister had the idea that surgeons could prevent infecting their patients by washing and disinfecting their hands with carbolic acid before surgery. This idea earned him ridicule—until people started noticing that it did indeed help.

IN A WORD, D.C. A super-popular weekend spot in the nation’s capital was super dangerous Saturday, when crowds of people swarmed into a relatively tight space, squarely violating social distancing rules. “Notice the sign, warning people to stay 6 feet apart. Some are wearing masks … but most aren’t. It’s actually pretty incredible because at this point you have to be living under a rock not to understand the need to keep your distance.”

Hardest hit: Michael Barbaro.

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FOR ALL YOU SECOND-GUESSERS AND BLAME-SEEKERS:

“This is not a major threat to the people of the United States.”

— Dr. Anthony Fauci, Jan. 21, 2020

RAND SIMBERG: Are we using ventilators wrong?

BRYAN PRESTON: Communist China Was Always One Lab Accident Away From Becoming a Supervillain.

HOW LONG BEFORE TWITTER BANS JAMES WOODS AGAIN?

IF THE CHINESE WANT TO SPY ON MY CON-LAW OR DISTILLED-SPIRITS LAW CLASSES THEY’RE WELCOME TO, BUT THIS “MISTAKE” IS TROUBLING: Zoom Admits Some Calls Were ‘Mistakenly’ Routed Through China. I wouldn’t use Zoom for anything even vaguely sensitive, at this point. And at this point, if I’d been smart enough to buy Zoom stock two or three months ago, I’d be thinking about selling it as more and more bad news keeps coming out.

AUSSIE BEATDOWN: Tim Blair Delivers An Old-Fashioned Fisking to the Chinese Propaganda Apparat, And It’s Brutal.

Excerpt:

The Daily Telegraph this week received a letter from the Australian Consulate General of the People’s Republic of China, who took gentle issue with our excellent coverage of the coronavirus crisis.

Following is a point-by-point response to the Consulate General and China’s communist dictatorship:

Recently the Daily Telegraph has published a number of reports and opinions about China’s response to COVID-19 that are full of ignorance, prejudice and arrogance.

If a state-owned newspaper in China received this kind of complaint, subsequent days would involve journalists waking up in prison with their organs harvested.<