KYLE SMITH: Hey GQ, can’t find any crazy Democrats? Here are 16.

ON TWITTER, THERE IS MUCH DEBATE OVER THE QUESTION OF IDRIS ELBA AS JAMES BOND. My take: There is no Bond but Connery. Others are free to play Bond, as I once played Indiana Jones at a law school Halloween party. The relationship between them and James Bond is much like the relationship between me and Indiana Jones. Except, of course, that Jones and I are at least both professors.

PREDICTABLE: A University High School junior wants to send a message to the CEO of Victoria’s Secret: Body-image issues all stem from comparison, and high school girls are sick of being told to look like the lingerie company’s “Angels.”

PHONING IT IN, SIX WEEKS OUT OF DATE: Doonesbury credulously swallows the UVA Gang Rape story.

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MY USA TODAY COLUMN FOR TOMORROW: Politicians benefit from American tribal warfare: Self-serving lawmakers and unions get a boost from aggravating racial tensions.

WELL, THIS IS GOOD: Pain Relievers Tied to Reduced Skin Cancer Risk. “Aspirin and other nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs taken orally may reduce the risk for squamous cell carcinoma, a review of studies has found.”

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SELF DEFENSE IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT: “So holds State v. Hull (Wash. Ct. App. Dec. 17, 2014) (nonprecedential), in an interesting and pretty detailed opinion.”

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A “HOLLYWOOD FABRICATION:” Sony Hack Reveals That MPAA’s Big ‘$80 Million’ Settlement With Hotfile Was A Lie.

NEWS DUMP: On Christmas Eve, NSA quietly releases 12 years worth of internal reports.

SO I’VE MENTIONED MY K-CUP BREWER BEFORE, but one thing I’ve had trouble with is finding a really good decaf. I found some that were okay, but not great, but through the magic of Amazon recommendations I tried this stuff and I’m really happy with it: Nice and strong, not too bitter, good, rounded flavor. Just in case you’ve been looking too.

ISIS WILL NEED THEM FOR THE INVASION OF IRAN? Why the U.S. Is Selling More Tanks To Iraq.

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TAXPROF ROUNDUP: The IRS Scandal, Day 598.