I DON’T KNOW IF REPORTERS ARE ACTUALLY THE WORST-INFORMED PEOPLE ON EARTH…:

Six days before the election, more than two dozen Trump strategists logged onto a private video call. The mood was grim. The talk turned to cyanide. “Do you want the white pill first, or the black pill first?" @ShaneGoldmacher @jonathanvswan @maggieNYT https://t.co/6HpvJ8Ts6m

— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) November 5, 2026

…but it’s got to be close.