YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE GROWN UP WITH ANIMAL HOUSE TO KNOW WHAT A BIG LETDOWN THIS IS:
If you are a Cornell athletics recruiter, how much do you hate your life right now?
"We might not have the football, the weather, or the women they have down South, but check out our shrieking bisexuals! They already hate you. Also, we banned frat parties." https://t.co/gvcJwa9wDL
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) October 14, 2026