AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig's 'Narnia' Trailer https://t.co/TaDw4V3RS9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 13, 2026
Bangin’ soundtrack though: Why Led Zeppelin said yes to Netflix’s $280m Narnia nightmare.
Like Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey this past summer, Netflix is presuming that the right will go absolutely insane over the stunt casting of Meryl Streep portraying the voice of Aslan, propelling them to box office fortune – and they’re likely correct:
It may bastardize CS Lewis but this is going to make roughly a trillion dollars. https://t.co/fFKpPjqp2a
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 13, 2026