THE EUROPEAN MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND THE GLORIES OF TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL:

Freddy has gotten VIP access to concerts, pro and college games, and World Cup games, offers for free flights on private jets, etc.

He was turned away from a Texas HS football game. https://t.co/KIxo4zrv4A

— The Poor Man (@ThePMGN) October 10, 2026

To be fair, neither can the California mind: ‘Douche’ father-of-seven sales exec who moved his family from California to Texas then BACK again is blasted for complaining about Austin’s ‘rude locals, bland culture, oppressive heat and Yelp’s bad food choices’ in scathing Op-Ed.

In parts of Texas it’s not just a monoculture, but a monoculture that doesn’t seem to be aware of its own blandness. Think about it: Are you ready to have your son judged based on his suitability for a future career in football? Are you ready to network by attending the local high school football game with the guys? Because that’s a thing in Texas.

Really? Who knew that Texans were obsessed with football, especially high school football? It’s not like Hollywood ever made a movie on that topic that was eventually transformed into a weekly TV series.