FASCINATING:

And here’s X’s auto-generated translation, which for whatever reason doesn’t embed:

Russia successively attacks Ukraine’s data centers
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President Zelensky declares retaliation. Successively attacks Yandex’s data centers
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Services partially shut down. Due to economic sanctions, acquiring new GPUs is difficult, and recovery seems hopeless
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For some reason, this attack causes half of Russia’s bots to stop functioning, making X a bit more peaceful←NOW HERE

Did anyone have “Russian drone strike sets off a small chain of events resulting in cleaner X timelines” on their 2026 bingo card?