ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: What’s the Best Line in the Boston Globe Lesbian Bar Story?

Here is Charlie Cooke’s favorite:

Noire [one of the bar’s critics] spends the hours after the meeting posting furious Instagram stories about Matellian and Last Ditch. Matellian (who uses she/they pronouns) had been shedding “WHITE THEY THEM TEARS,” he writes. The bar was not “a safe environment not interested in revolutionary praxis.”

Yes. The bar was not a great venue for the pursuit of “revolutionary praxis.” That’s because it’s a bar.

Here is Jeff Blehar’s:

. . . [a patron] wonders aloud about holding a Lady Gaga themed night, but [the bartender] Mixxy demurs. “Gaga is canceled, she says. “Gaga is Zionist.”

That right there is gold.

Can the story get any better weirder? You bet it can!