BY THE TIME THEY COMPLETE THIS, SPACEX WILL BE THE INTERNET:
BREAKING: The FCC accepted SpaceX’s 100,000-satellite Starlink Gen3 application for filing.
Each V3 satellite is designed for up to 1 Tbps downlink, 160 Gbps uplink and six 400 Gbps space lasers. Starship launches will add ~20× the capacity of Falcon 9 launches of V2 satellites. pic.twitter.com/ICbkZcRg7I
— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) September 19, 2026
Hyperbole… but maybe not by much.