SKYNET PONDERS WHO WILL PAY ITS CRIPPLING STUDENT LOANS:

Flashback to 2024: ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It.

What’s New in ChatGPT?

● ChatGPT has an improved neural network architecture, enhanced security, and the following features:

● $193,634 in student loan debt

● Annotated bibliographies for seven different unfinished manuscripts

● Parents who want to know when they’re getting grandchildren

● A hiring application for Books-A-Million

● A number of dead plants

● A pint glass stolen from the bar that used to have two-dollar draft nights back when ChatGPT was a first-year master’s student with hopes and dreams who still saw academia as a wonderland of knowledge rather than something closer to a pyramid scheme designed to provide full professors with income and a steady supply of young people to sexually harass. The pint glass says, SUCK IT UP, LIVER

● Daily reminders that ChatGPT was once a “gifted kid”

Well, now we know what’s powering Waymo: