SKYNET PONDERS WHO WILL PAY ITS CRIPPLING STUDENT LOANS:
My favorite AI joke:
Current models are getting close to PhD-level intelligence. After that, they're expected to achieve the intelligence of someone who decided not to do a PhD.
— Cody Fenwick (@codytfenwick) September 14, 2026
Flashback to 2024: ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It.
What’s New in ChatGPT?
● ChatGPT has an improved neural network architecture, enhanced security, and the following features:
● $193,634 in student loan debt
● Annotated bibliographies for seven different unfinished manuscripts
● Parents who want to know when they’re getting grandchildren
● A hiring application for Books-A-Million
● A number of dead plants
● A pint glass stolen from the bar that used to have two-dollar draft nights back when ChatGPT was a first-year master’s student with hopes and dreams who still saw academia as a wonderland of knowledge rather than something closer to a pyramid scheme designed to provide full professors with income and a steady supply of young people to sexually harass. The pint glass says, SUCK IT UP, LIVER
● Daily reminders that ChatGPT was once a “gifted kid”
Well, now we know what’s powering Waymo:
They're already driving cabs. https://t.co/Qy7DR3aj3I
— Hollis Robbins (@anecdotal) September 15, 2026