WHEN BEING “CONVENTIONALLY SEXY” MAKES SOMEONE NEARLY UNIQUE…:

Sydney Sweeney is gonna make 100x more money in endorsements than she’ll ever do in movies simply because she met the moment. She’s the polar opposite of so much feminine representation today.

Today she’s a unicorn. In 1995, she’s one of an infinite number doing the same thing.

— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) September 10, 2026

…they’ll get rich, too.

But can America truly be great again without Old Milwaukee bringing back the Swedish Bikini Team?