WHEN YOU SEE IT ALL IN ONE LIST, YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE LENGTH AND DEPTH OF JASON ARDAY’S LONG CON:

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>be Jason Arday
>get diagnosed autistic at 3
>claim non-verbal until 11
>claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign
>claim you couldn't read until 18, but still leave school w/ two GCSEs
>claim joining pro snooker tour at 10, one year before you could speak… https://t.co/FjpUq70HCm

— Smirkley (@Smirkley) August 3, 2026

The scrolling required is not insignificant.