TRUMP FINALLY GETS HIS WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER SPEECH: “Is this supposed to be fun? Am I supposed to be serious? Am I supposed to be a comedian?”
And here’s the joke I thought was the best: “Under my administration, a once-feared and powerful regime that relentlessly attacked America has finally been toppled. Their former leaders have been removed and they’re now being run by a gay dictator facing internal divisions. But I for one wish Bari Weiss all the best at CBS News. She’s a wonderful woman.”
Heh, indeed.
Meanwhile, at America’s Newspaper of Record:
"Please hold your gunfire until the end, folks." https://t.co/xbQ6069e4L pic.twitter.com/j3JTcme5eT
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 24, 2026