SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB: Native Americans corralled Spanish horses decades before Europeans arrived.

There’s just one problem here:

The second paragraph devours the headline like a snake eating its tail. https://t.co/TuwgtQC8ho pic.twitter.com/N7tpOvoyAp

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) July 4, 2026

Perhaps a geographical issue:

Finally, scientific backing to my long held belief that the Spanish aren’t real Europeans https://t.co/6tnsHxewoD

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) July 4, 2026