ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: John Fetterman blasts Larry David for being embarrassed to be an American after the White House UFC fight.

Look, I get that you might not like that there was an awesome UFC fight at the White House. But a “travesty” that made you “embarrassed to be an American”?

The smartest Democrat had thoughts:

😬 John Fetterman rips Larry David for being embarrassed by White House UFC event.

🎥: @jacob_wass pic.twitter.com/VgEWirsU36

— TMZ (@TMZ) June 24, 2026

The TMZ reporter not getting the reference to Warren Oates’ legendary line in Stripes? As Ben “Hamas” Rhodes, the failed novelist turned Obama’s Middle Eastern policy “expert” (in)famously told the New York Times a decade ago, “The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old, and their only reporting experience consists of being around political campaigns. That’s a sea change. They literally know nothing.”